I admit that in the past
I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when
they called me, well,
a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light
and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately
know a little magic
It's a talent that I
always have possessed
And here lately,
please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable,
lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula please"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to
rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead
Make your choice
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
