If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
Hes got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes who wanna make sure his caskets closed
Rap critics that say hes Money Cash Hoes
Hes from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
Youd be celebratin the minute you was havin doe
So fuck critics you can kiss our whole assholes
You dont like our lyrics you can press fast forward
Beef with radio if we dont play they show
They dont play our hits well we dont give a shit, so
All these mags trying to use our ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for adsfuckers
I dont know what you take us as
Or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
From rags to ritches, we aint dumb
We got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 problems but a bitch aint one
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
The year is 94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I aint tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I , Pull over to the side of the road
And I heard Son do you know why I m stoppin you for?
Cause I m young and I m black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I dont know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four
Liscense and regestration and step out of the car
Are you carryin a weapon on you I know alot of you are
I aint steppin out of shit all my papers legit
Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?
Well my glove comparent is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
Arent you sharp as a tack (Yep) you some type of lawyer or something?
Or somebody important or somethin?
Nah I aint pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you wont illegally search my shit
Well see how smart you are when the canines come
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 problems but a bitch aint one
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 problems but a bitch aint one
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 problems but a bitch aint one
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing thats gonna happen is imma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzis with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause Im African
All because ths fool was harrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But aint nothin sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch aint one
99 problems but a bitch aint one
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
99 problems but a bitch aint one
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Hit me
Shut up when Im talking to you
Shut up
Shut up
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