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What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting Grizzly bears,
he used his magic fire breath and saved the maidens fair.
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So what would Brian Boitano do if he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
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When Brain Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again.
And when Brain Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Khan
'Cause Brian Botano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy
No Brian, those chicken wings are really spicy, don't eat those
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings(x7)
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Brain Boitano was born on the planet of Kryloc,
He came to Earth to save us all from boring things that suck.
Hi-de-lo-dee-hi-dee-lay Brian Boitano is here,
So round up all you lasses and tell them they have no fear.
say come over here my honey and your gonna take off my pants and I'm gonna make dirty love to you.
'Cause that's what brian Boitano'd do
