Текст песни "The Herobrine" - A Minecraft Parody of Eminem & Rihanna's Monster - The Herobrine

[Chorus]
Youre afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
Hes trying to kill you
Stop wishing him dead
Youre going crazy
Yeah, youre going crazy (crazy)

[Verse 1]
I aimed for the vein, lead to the lack of a heartbeat
Oh well, best killers can't be choosy
Needed to receive attention for my bravery
Wanted to be left alone in darkness excuse me
Been lusting my brains, and eat them too
And flanking in both ways
Flames made you go boom cause you got located
When it blew see it was amusing
Cause all I wanted to do is beat Herobrine the dead beast
Improved it, used it as a tool when I splash speed
Hit the artery (tehe)
With what I strung back was not a mean feat
It was like kicking a bruised king
Demonic 'cause I think I'm getting so evil I dont think
Youre beginning to lose sleep one dead, two dead
Seeing posen and speedys like Crazy Craft
But were actually scarier than you think
Cause I'm...

[Hook]
Not afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
We're trying to kill you
Stop wishing us dead
We're going crazy
Yeah, were going crazy (crazy)

Well, theyre nothing
Well, theyre nothing

[Verse 2]
Now, he isnt usually one to blow it but somebody then told me
To siege with bowmen and dont blunder it
Cause you never know when they could all be dead, the sorrow
So Ill keep pillaging, sometimes I wonder where these mobs spawn from
(Yeah tree shadell do wonders.
No wonder youre losing your army the way you squander.)
Dream-Yoda-le-hee-hun
I think it went wandering off a Ravine
And it stumbled on Herobrine inventor of mean
Think I need an interdemiensionist
To teleport between me and this monster
And save him from myself and all this bloodshed
Cause theyre very thin and you hate them killing you, but you cant master it
My skele bones keep bonking you in the head
Keep blocking, defend my throne, Im battle talking
Im just replaying what the dark in my heads saying
Dont shoot the messenger, Im not afraid of the

[Hook]
Not afraid of the Herobrine
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
We're trying to kill you
Stop wishing us dead
We're going crazy
Yeah, were going crazy (crazy)

Well, theyre nothing
Well, theyre nothing

[Verse 3]

They call us crazy but then theres division
One day Ill walk amongst them cause Im an irregular villain
But until then mobs get killed and Im respawning straight from
MC, blood gets spilled and Ill
Take them back to rot in the hay stack
Train every kid whos born that
Pumped up feeling and shoot to slay em, hack
Said every kid who saw me slay him
I aint here to save the ******* village
But if one King out of a hundred pillage
They are going through a struggle, feel it and the relay it straight back
Its payback, Herobrine falling way back
In the shaft, turn nothing into something, still can make that
Stone into gold, chump, I will spin arrows in a foes back
Maybe they need an axe to hack it, face facts
Im evil for real, but Im okay with that
Then again, youre now afraid of the

[Hook]
Now afraid of the Skele King.
That's completely un-dead
Keep away from the voices, creeps under your bed
We're trying to kill you
Stop wishing us dead
We're going crazy
Yeah, were going crazy (crazy)

Well, theyre nothing
Well, theyre nothing