(Hampire)
I am the Hampire
watch out on Halloween night
I'm a hammier vampire than anyone from Twilight
I impore you, when you hear me at your door invite me in
Not by the hair on your chinny chinny chin
I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact i don't like stakes at all
I just snack on necks for breakfast
Gonna make a withdrawal
From the blood bank, "Thanks'
Or should i say, "Fangs a lot"
Trich or treat, you're the orher white meat now in case you forgot
I'm the Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of mastication.
I'm the best biter
I'm the Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of freaky creatures, there is none timer.
(chorus Hampire)
Don't misunderstand me
I don't want your candy
All i want's your blood
Trick or trot.
Smell my hooves.
Give me all the blood i choose
I can't get enought.
(Zombeef)
I am the Zombeef
And i am more than you can handle.
Cuz this bovine spits more rhymes than even Dan Bull
I rock more cowbell than Christophret Walken Dead
You shoulda ran wee wee home, But you just keep talking instead
You act like Dr.Acula but you ain't even a resident.
Evil flows through me call me Umbrella Corp president.
I don't graze on grains.
Brains remain my favourite chow.
You shoulda knows better than to mess with a mad cow
I'am a Zombeef, the bull zombie.
I'm the beast who eats the feast between your ears.
I'am a Zombeef, the bull zombie.
Simply put i'am the sum of all your fears.
(chorus Zombeef)
When i'm at your residence, I don't want your M&Ms.
All i want's your brains
I don't say trick or treat.
All i want your skull meat.
I must feed again.
(Hampire)
Zip it, Zombeef, ore I'll put you out to pasture,
Let me spell it our for I am the true master
(Zombeef)
That is a type - 0.
Positively shameless.
I couldn't eat your brains, becouse you're clearly brainless.
(Hampire)
That's utter bull.
I perform unnutterable acts with the bat of an eye.
The game is up, the is nigh.
I'ts time to say goodbye.
(Zombeef)
Move aside
We are the undead zombie herd.
All of my cattle are ready to battle.
Think you can win? That's just absurd
(chorus Hampire)
Don't misunderstand me
I don't want your candy
All i want's your blood
Trick or trot.
Smell my hooves.
Give me all the blood i choose
I can't get enought.
(chorus Zombeef)
When i'm at your residence, I don't want your M&Ms.
All i want's your brains
I don't say trick or treat.
All i want your skull meat.
I must feed again.
(chorus Hampire)
Don't misunderstand me
I don't want your candy
All i want's your blood
Trick or trot.
Smell my hooves.
Give me all the blood i choose
I can't get enought.
(chronus Zombeef)
When i'm at your residence, I don't want your M&Ms.
All i want's your brains
I don't say trick or treat.
All i want your skull meat.
I must feed again.
